<?php
function file_get_the_contents($url) {
  $ch = curl_init();
  $timeout = 5; // set to zero for no timeout
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $url);
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, $timeout);
  $file_contents = curl_exec($ch);
  curl_close($ch);
  return $file_contents;
}
    $url = "http://api.betacie.com/view/random?key=readonly&language=en";
    $data = file_get_the_contents($url);
 
    
    $ObjDOM = new DOMDocument();
    $ObjDOM->loadXML($data);
    $fml = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("text")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $a = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("agree")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $b = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("deserved")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $c = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getAttribute("id");
    $rating = $a - $b;
    if ($rating >= 0) { $rating = '(' . chr(3) . '03+' . $rating . chr(3). ')'; }
    if ($rating < 0) { $rating = '(' . chr(3) . '04' . $rating . chr(3). ')'; }
 
 
    echo ltrim("FML #$c: $fml $rating", "\t") . "\n"; 
?> 

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<?php
function file_get_the_contents($url) {
  $ch = curl_init();
  $timeout = 5; // set to zero for no timeout
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $url);
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
  curl_setopt ($ch, CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT, $timeout);
  $file_contents = curl_exec($ch);
  curl_close($ch);
  return $file_contents;
}
    $url = "http://api.betacie.com/view/random?key=readonly&language=en";
    $data = file_get_the_contents($url);

$ObjDOM = new DOMDocument();
    $ObjDOM->loadXML($data);
    $fml = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("text")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $a = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("agree")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $b = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getElementsByTagName("deserved")->item(0)->nodeValue;
    $c = $ObjDOM->getElementsByTagName("item")->item(0)->getAttribute("id");
    $rating = $a - $b;
    if ($rating >= 0) { $rating = '(' . chr(3) . '03+' . $rating . chr(3). ')'; }
    if ($rating < 0) { $rating = '(' . chr(3) . '04' . $rating . chr(3). ')'; }

echo ltrim("FML #$c: $fml $rating", "\t") . "\n"; 
?>

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